Sunday, 8 December 2013

Transvestite Escort in Glasgow Cataleen's News Update

Transvestite Escort in Glasgow Cataleen's News Update

As you can see from the above photo, my new hair style is a blonde bob. I love thinking about being a slutty blonde for all you horny boys. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot of fun whilst wearing it this way!

My gluten-free diet helped me lose 2 stones in 6 months. Being a former chocolate eclair addict and arrant pizzaholic, this was for me a gargantuan undertaking!

I've just completely refreshed my portfolio with good quality selfies in late November 2013.

Thank you to the clients who have offered to do more for me.

I will be available until the 19th of December this year, after which I will be taking a well-needed holiday. Though, never fear: I'll be back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in early January.

I look forward to spending some time with you!

Kisses from Cataleen xXxXx   

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Cataleen Glasgow Shemale Escort Interview

Hi guys and girls!

I recently did an interview for Escort Scotland, and wondered if my ramblings and analyses might amuse you...

Q1) When did you first realize that you didn’t conform to gender norms?

A1) From an early age, I realized that I didn’t want to be involved in typical boyish pursuits such as football, playing cops and robbers, fighting and rolling around in the dirt, preferring to socialize with girls, go rollerblading, play dress-up and talk about the boys in class that we thought were cute! I didn’t really understand it at the time, but with hindsight I now I realize that this was a strong indicator that I didn’t conform solely to my birth gender, i.e. that there was a part of my personality that identified with femininity and female social roles. However, strictly speaking, I am not gender dysphoric, i.e. I am not a male to female transsexual who feels that I was born with the wrong body: after doing a couple of gender identity tests, I discovered that I am what is classified as an androgyne, meaning that my internal gender identity is essentially androgynous, both male and female at the same time, or possibly neither. I am someone who gleans the greatest fulfilment in life by expressing both genders as and when I feel appropriate.

Q2) How and why did you become an trans escort?

A2) Some years ago now, I started seeing a guy who wanted me to dress up in girls' lingerie and wear full makeup when we were in bed. Strangely enough, initially, I thought this request to be a bit bizarre! It wasn’t until I’d actually complied with his wishes that I discovered how much I enjoyed exploring my sexuality while wearing girls' apparel. Things snowballed from there: it wasn’t long before I was completely kitted out with makeup, wigs, clothes and shoes, and had created a few profiles on transgender dating sites. On these sites, I quickly realized how much T-Girls were in demand, that sexual mores had become more liberated in recent years, and that I might even be able to make money by becoming a trans escort. I designed a couple of websites, and Cataleen came into being!

Q3) Have you ever felt your job to be a bit strange?

A3) Don’t most jobs have their quirks?! I took to being Cataleen more easily than I originally thought I would. I found that I really enjoyed being treated as a girl by men – in a lot of ways, it felt more natural to me being called ‘honey’ by a guy, rather than ‘mate’, i.e. I felt that guys were treating me the way that I’d always wanted: with respect, kindness and delicacy. When a man deals with another man, their interaction societally is expected to be more brusque and indelicate.

Q4) How is your female personality different to your male personality?

A4) To me, the premise of this question is a bit schizophrenic. I don’t really see myself as two people: both my female and male personalities constitute one person, and are tantamount to the same human being. If I were to be pushed into giving an answer, maybe Cataleen is slightly more confident sexually and interpersonally. The honest answer is that I don’t really see much difference.

Q5) What are the men like who come to see you, and how do they classify their sexual orientation?

A5) One of the questions that I’m most commonly asked by my clients is: ‘Does it mean I’m gay because I fancy T-Girls?!’ My recent experiences as a transvestite escort have led me to the conclusion that 90% of men are 90% straight, i.e. that most men are mostly heterosexual most of the time. Essentially, all of the guys I’ve met are straight (gay guys aren't into us at all). I think the reason for this is because the majority of gay guys fancy masculine people, and straight guys fancy feminine people. I've come across the words 'transattracted', 'transorientated', 'transcurious', 'transphilic' and 'heteroflexible'. Maybe these words come close to describing the men I meet; maybe not.
If I were to delve a bit deeper, the words straight and gay are only applicable if you conceptualize the human race as consisting of two genders. As soon as the third gender (trans) is taken on board, then the bi-gendered terms gay and straight don’t make any sense. For example: imagine the sexiest, most convincing trans girl you have ever seen. If she fully identifies with the female gender in every way, and you ask her if she is gay, does that mean that you are asking her if she is into girls or guys? You can see where the black-and-white terms gay and straight break down in this scenario. The same applies to a man who is intrinsically into women, but finds T-Girls attractive, too. It doesn’t make any sense logically or semantically in a tri-gendered world to say that he is gay because he finds trans girls attractive.
There are words, albeit not in common usage, which describe sexual orientation and take all three genders into consideration: androphilic (sexually attracted to men); gynephilic (attracted to women), and transphilic (attracted to transgendered people). I’d love it if these adjectives took off, as they transcend the necessity to use the words gay and straight, but I suspect that they will languish in the deepest linguistic nether regions of Wikipedia forever more!
My final thought on this matter is always if two adults are having fun with one another, why should it matter which inadequate monikers are used to describe their sexual orientation? Life is for living. Carpe diem!

Q6) What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked to do in escorting, and did you do it?

A6) I was once asked by email if I would be willing to humour a guy’s fetish by wearing scuba diving gear! I think that he was just trying to wind me up: I’m glad to say, for once, that he was a no-show!!!

Q7) How long do you think you will stay in the business for?

A7) Oh, there are a good few years left in Cataleen yet, methinks!

Q8) What will you do when you leave?

A8) It’s my intention to develop my burgeoning phone sex business, sitting in my villa near the Med with a stiff G&T in hand!

Cataleen Glasgow Escort

Sunday, 19 August 2012

Cataleen Glasgow Shemale Escort's New Hair!

As you can see from the above photo, after my 2-week holiday in Spain, my hair has miraculously lightened in the sun! I would say that its shade is now golden wheat. I love thinking about being a slutty blonde for all you horny boys. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot of fun whilst wearing it!
My new crotchless Italian lace bodystocking has just arrived too. Tell me what you think, guys:


Don't worry, I'm doing another photoshoot soon to make sure I "refresh my portfolio!" ;o)
Thank you to the clients I've met recently who've offfered to take some more for me.

On a serious note, I'm sorry if you've been trying to make an appointment with me over the last week and got no reply from my phone. I've been taking a well-deserved break. Even the wicked need to rest sometimes! I am now available for more fun and frolics from now until Christmas.

I look forward to spending some time with you!

Kisses from Cataleen xXxXx

Friday, 3 August 2012

Shemale Phone Sex Adult Texts

For all you horny boys who are still to shy to meet me in the flesh, I now offer and TS Adult Text option on my sites. Feel free to text me all your naughtiest, kinkiest, raunchiest Shemale, T-Girl, TV/TS fantasies. I even have the facility to send you my X-rated photos via this method, if you so desire.

Please view my Shemale Adult Chat pages on my websites for all details, prices and information:

I look forward to hearing from you!

Cataleen Glasgow x)

Thursday, 26 July 2012

Shemale Mistress and Dominatrix Glasgow

I'm often asked to provide Mistress Services for submissives and sissies.

I love dressing in my PVC catsuit and thigh-high PVC boots. It makes me feel so empowered.

My slaves greatly enjoy pleasing Mistress in any way she desires.

Mistress Cataleen is strict and exacting, but also sensual.

If you are looking for a Mistress with a twist, i.e. a Shemale Mistress in Glasgow, TV Mistress in Glasgow or a TS Dominatrix in Glasgow, then look no further! Mistress Cataleen's riding crop quivers in sweet anticipation...

Monday, 23 July 2012

Escort in Glasgow Cataleen Trans Makeup Tips

Transgender Makeup Tips

Step 1) Hair Removal

As I haven’t had any laser hair removal, I have to rely on more traditional hair removal, viz. razor blades. Although it can be really time-consuming, shaving is definitely preferable to using an electric
depilator: depilation can be extremely uncomfortable or sometimes painful because it pulls the hairs out at the roots. Cataleen's recommendation before depilation: become leglessly mullered first!

Step 2) Primer

After having as close a shave as possible (preferably with a brand new blade to avoid shaving rash), I prepare my face with makeup primer instead of moisturiser. If you smother your face with moisturiser before applying foundation, then very soon your skin becomes oily. Primer, although slightly more expensive, is definitely worth using (especially if you have oily skin), as the makeup stays matte much longer, and doesn't slide off your face all over the bed clothes or your boyfriend after 10 minutes.

Step 3) Foundation

After letting the primer settle on your skin for a few minutes, your skin is ready for foundation. Most professional stage T-Girls use ‘Paint Stick’ foundation. It’s slightly heavier than liquid foundation
and is helpful at covering up the parts of the face that need to have slightly more coverage, i.e. the top lip and chin area, where facial hair is heaviest. Having said this, liquid foundation also stays matte
longer if primer is used beforehand, and if you don’t have that much time, it’s quicker to apply.

Step 4) Powder

Translucent powder is the best to use in my opinion for a flawless matte finish. After this, you have to contour your face with darker powder to make your face look less two-dimensional. A blusher or
bronzer is used underneath the cheekbones, down the side of the nose (to thin the bridge of the nose) and on the neck just underneath the chin to cover up any hint of double chin!

Step 5) Eyes

Eyeshadow is next and is nearly always the hardest to apply....

Stay tuned for my next blog on eyes, lips and hair!

Kisses from Glasgow,

Cataleen x)

So there you have part one, an insight into the life of a TS Escort in Glasgow.

About the Author: Catleen Glasgow is a Shemale Escort in Glasgow in Scotland in the UK.
She is available for appointments in her spacious apartment in the Shawlands area of Glasgow's southside. Please view her own website creations for all detail, contact info, photos and location:

Monday, 9 July 2012

Do you offer a TV Dressing Service, Cataleen?

Even though, as I've said above, the guys whom I see are straight, many straight guys really enjoy crossdressing too, and I'm more than happy to help them explore this side of their character. These guys sometimes just like to wear lingerie, but some like to go the full way, by wearing makeup and a wig. I'm happy for clients to borrow some of my clothes if they fit, of for you to bring the clothes that you have and wear them.

Word of the year: autogynephile. This bizarre word seemingly describes a man who enjoys imagining himself as a woman. Sorry that I'm baffling you with Greek again!!!

Cataleen Glasgow